Fetch

Worm Nom Nom

Snails gets dinnerz? No bowl?

Not Fair

Hey! 

Did you know cats could do that?

I did not know cats could do that. 

Not cool.

I wanna learn how!

...

And that drinkin' outta a straw thing, too!

Stupid cats. Dang.

Fun!

I like to romp too! What's the white stuff?

Ma Poor Ear

I has an earache. My humans say I gots an infukshun in ma ear. So Kyo thought this would be funny, to put Squirrel on my back and take my pikshur.

He didn't touch my sore ear, but I ask you, is this funny or is Kyo an assclown first class?

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Anyway, that was a week ago and I been taking my medsun and getting better. I has to go back to the vet tomorrow. 

Squirrel will be staying home; he doesn't like the vet. 

Is that your baby?

 How I get a baby to nap with? Looks cuddly. ...Wait. Maybe I don't want to know. Just get me one, OK?

Happy Halloweird

So I'm visiting my buddy Kyo on Halloweird, cuz if I stay home I'll get all stuffed on goodies at the front door. And pieces of their costumes get stuck between my fearsome mandibles of death.

See that's funny because it implies I was going to eat the children, not the candy. Heh heh.

I don't mind coming over here. Kyo lets me rest on his special blankie cuz I'm a very special dog.

Kyo has been trying to get me to move my blog to my Tumblr site. He says it's easier to use, if you don't have opposable thumbs. But I pointed out that Tumblr doesn't work for Gifs, and I like Gifs.

Kyo said I hardly ever blog anymore anyway. I said you should try doing it with paws and a #2 pencil. 

Anyway, I guess I'm not getting to eat any children or candy or anything good. So I'm taking a nap until it's time to go home, or until the Great Pumpkin finally shows up. 

I've been good, as far as you know. 

 Sniff ya later.

Holy Bananas, Catman!

I've got some quick doggie moves, but I can't do that like that cat. Also I don't like bananas as much as I love carrots, but bananas don't make me freak the freak out.

Thirsty Kitty

I'll just leave this here and see who licks it up.

Gotcha, Squirrel!

Speakin' of woobies, which we were, I got a new woobie the other day. My people said it was my Gotcha Day, 'cuz 2 years ago on July 23, they said "we got ya." That's when I got udoptered. I mean adopted.

They said this is a good thing, and I think so too, especially since I got a woobie. Which is a toy or a special treat, or a blankie or a pillow, or anything precious. I guess even my special car seat is a woobie, if you think about it.

Are you thinkin' about it? Good 'cuz my new woobie is a Squirrel! Mama got it for me at the store. See, there's this squirrel that runs across my yard on a wire way up high and I bark and bark but it won't come down and play. But now I've got a squirrel of my very own!

When I first got it, I came home with Kyle and Mama made my Squirrel wait in the kitchen, with 3 of my favorite little treats on his back. I took the treats off the Squirrel and set them on the floor, then I ate them, then I grabbed my Squirrel and we've playing ever since. 

I love it.

Sniff ya later.

Armadillos Gots Woobies?

Who knew?

Hi Freddie

Doesn't this little dog look like me? His name is Freddie and he belongs with Mike Rowe, a dude on the TV. I don't watch TV. People try to get me to watch sometimes but I'm too busy smelling what's going on in the room. Honest, you humans have no idea how much you smell. How did I get on this topic? Where's my squeaky possum?