Daffy Duck

Watch what this silly duck does. And you wish you could too!

This is a Human

about the same age as me.

Any questions?

Halfway House

Wail, it's kind of a half way bed. I'ze still on light duty a nudder day. But out inna kitchen, which is better den da cage.

I still can't reach my treats.

Boldly Go!

Can I send one of my toys into outer space too?

Oh da shtress!

Wail it wasnt a bad day, weely. Da humans were watchin footballs. I was tryin to guard the nayberhood aginst rogue dogs wanderin up and down da sidewalks. It's hard werks. But tryin to do it from inside dis stoopid cage is jus shtressful!

But da time dinners came, I wanted to eat my way out. Dat didnt werk.

Do you ever get annoyed and agrieved an pithed off? Watch stuff like dis, youll feel betters.

I can has lawyer?

Wail isn't dis a fine howpooyoudo. Caged up in a cage by my own people, fur 3 days now. No charges except play bitin an diggin inna yard, no fone calls, an I only gets outside onna leash. I do gets a hearing cuz I can still bark loud, but it aint right I tell ya!

It all started a few days ago. They woked me up early and hauled me down to da vet wif no breakfast or nothin and left me there. When I woked up again, it was a next day and I had little owie on my tummy. They said I gots spaydered. WTF?!

I don't know what they did to my tummy but I'm tired of bein inna cage an I'm redy to bite!

Send lawyers toys and cookies, da poop has hit da fan.