Happy Halloweird

So I'm visiting my buddy Kyo on Halloweird, cuz if I stay home I'll get all stuffed on goodies at the front door. And pieces of their costumes get stuck between my fearsome mandibles of death.

See that's funny because it implies I was going to eat the children, not the candy. Heh heh.

I don't mind coming over here. Kyo lets me rest on his special blankie cuz I'm a very special dog.

Kyo has been trying to get me to move my blog to my Tumblr site. He says it's easier to use, if you don't have opposable thumbs. But I pointed out that Tumblr doesn't work for Gifs, and I like Gifs.

Kyo said I hardly ever blog anymore anyway. I said you should try doing it with paws and a #2 pencil. 

Anyway, I guess I'm not getting to eat any children or candy or anything good. So I'm taking a nap until it's time to go home, or until the Great Pumpkin finally shows up. 

I've been good, as far as you know. 

 Sniff ya later.

Holy Bananas, Catman!

I've got some quick doggie moves, but I can't do that like that cat. Also I don't like bananas as much as I love carrots, but bananas don't make me freak the freak out.

Thirsty Kitty

I'll just leave this here and see who licks it up.

Gotcha, Squirrel!

Speakin' of woobies, which we were, I got a new woobie the other day. My people said it was my Gotcha Day, 'cuz 2 years ago on July 23, they said "we got ya." That's when I got udoptered. I mean adopted.

They said this is a good thing, and I think so too, especially since I got a woobie. Which is a toy or a special treat, or a blankie or a pillow, or anything precious. I guess even my special car seat is a woobie, if you think about it.

Are you thinkin' about it? Good 'cuz my new woobie is a Squirrel! Mama got it for me at the store. See, there's this squirrel that runs across my yard on a wire way up high and I bark and bark but it won't come down and play. But now I've got a squirrel of my very own!

When I first got it, I came home with Kyle and Mama made my Squirrel wait in the kitchen, with 3 of my favorite little treats on his back. I took the treats off the Squirrel and set them on the floor, then I ate them, then I grabbed my Squirrel and we've playing ever since. 

I love it.

Sniff ya later.

Armadillos Gots Woobies?

Who knew?

Hi Freddie

Doesn't this little dog look like me? His name is Freddie and he belongs with Mike Rowe, a dude on the TV. I don't watch TV. People try to get me to watch sometimes but I'm too busy smelling what's going on in the room. Honest, you humans have no idea how much you smell. How did I get on this topic? Where's my squeaky possum?

Doggie Health Tip

For me?

Waiting for the Bus

I could do what this dog does, if my people would buy a big yellow bus and let me out in the front yard.

Woobies in the Shade

I like to take my woobies outside, and get thinkful in the shade of the old garden wheelbarrow.

Dream Big

Piglets Like Ice Cream

Who knew? Did you?

Going Furry Rides

Sometimes Kyle says "Brookie, wanna go furry ride inna car?" I think that's what he says and I love to go! Kyle says maybe they should've named me Rider 'cause I love to go in the car so much.

I used to have my own big camper to ride around in, with a bed and water bowls, toys and big windows. I rode back there all by myself. It was pretty good. But the truck went to live at the house way up in the woods, where all the cats are and we go there for Christmas. So I don't ride in that anymore.

Now I ride around in my special executive dog car set, with my own seatbelt. I can see everything that goes on, and I can bark right in Kyle's big pink ear. Ha!

Riding in Kyle's car makes me happy. I like to look out the sunroof and smile at the trees and the clouds. 

Wail, Kyle and I both need some of the fuzz trimmed off our faces. 

OK, later I'll tell you about Christmas, which was pretty fun too. Right now my #2 pencil needs chewing. 

Sniff ya later.